tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37709342009-09-10T08:24:20.849+10:00After Grog Blog"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it" ~~ Sam SpadeTonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comBlogger444125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-950832742003-05-31T01:11:00.000+10:002007-03-11T20:22:32.525+11:00TONY HAS MOVED!Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-950745042003-05-30T20:37:00.000+10:002003-05-30T21:23:51.000+10:00BE ALERT! NOT ALAWOBFRILEMOGDXAA! SEE! SEE! I warned you! I warned you! Look what happens when you make me listen to the ABC after midnight! I turn into Magro Kingspit. Via Egg Poisonous.Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-950711822003-05-30T17:45:00.000+10:002003-05-30T17:47:24.000+10:00SHOCK & FWOOOAWW! Nice Jugs! Doesn't the Holiday Girl look happy? That'll soon change if she keeps listening to Britpop's answer to Leonard Cohen.Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-950711592003-05-30T17:43:00.000+10:002003-05-30T17:45:14.000+10:00BORED? Of course you are! You're reading this. Well, that's enough of the gratuitous faux-modesty self-putdowns. Go and Kick A Head instead. And you might want to turn the volume down. It can get annoying. Via Fred Trueman's Ball Tamperer.Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-950679312003-05-30T15:32:00.000+10:002003-05-30T16:28:32.000+10:00TIM WOOF WOOF HOWARD Remember Tim? He's the " TARGET="_blank">New Goalie at Man.U. We know we're not supposed to laugh at other's misfortune. But whaddaya know? We do. Still Do. C'mooooooon. She's not real. Via Boynton.Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-950640312003-05-30T13:37:00.000+10:002003-05-30T14:51:33.000+10:00HEY Mr TALIBAN! Taliban banana.... Eat THIS! (Warning - Long Load)Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-950644102003-05-30T13:49:00.000+10:002003-05-30T13:49:02.030+10:00ODD BLOG! Come On Down!Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-950271042003-05-29T17:26:00.000+10:002003-05-29T17:26:55.936+10:00QF 1737 Nasty! Two passengers were also treated by paramedics at the scene for minor injuries. Hopefully received while "detaining" Knife Guy.Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-950267012003-05-29T17:06:00.000+10:002003-05-29T17:23:35.000+10:00VERY STRANGE Body in Cemetary! HOMICIDE detectives are investigating a bizarre murder mystery after the gruesome discovery of a body....at a suburban cemetery. Never! The man was slumped face up.... Face up? Not something you hear everyday. Roll him over! PS: My mother's buried there, so they better not wake her up! Don't think I could deal with a Zombie mum.Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-950126512003-05-29T10:17:00.000+10:002003-05-29T12:22:44.000+10:00JESUS CHRIST! Well, he DID wear a Dress! And if you can't get a Punch Line out of the Last Line, you're just not trying. Update: That'd be, "Morning Thaviour"Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-949785052003-05-28T17:07:00.000+10:002003-05-28T19:06:30.000+10:00TRY THE ABC Southbank Boulevard. Not Here!Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-949790272003-05-28T17:29:00.000+10:002003-05-28T18:46:01.000+10:00RED TOILET LOLLIES DEVILS DICKFACE! Manchester United have signed a New Goalie. Here's a quick grab from the press conference.... "It's great to be DUMB F****N' REPORTER! here at Man.U. It's the biggest club in the F**K! S**T! ENGLAND SUCKS! world and it's a life's dream to work with a great manager like BITCH! F**K! FAT! SLAG! Alex Ferguson. Barely noticable. Apparently the last bit wasn't a Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-949761372003-05-28T15:41:00.000+10:002003-05-28T16:58:16.000+10:00KULTCHA Apparently I ain't got none! But I done got 14!Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-949668802003-05-28T11:42:00.000+10:002003-05-28T15:47:38.000+10:00ECHO "What?" ECHO "Haa Ha!" Adam writes.... Blogger were kind enough to actually show me my real template today. So it's welcome to Angela Bell and Michael Jennings as well as a belated update of all the people who have jumped ship from Blogger in the last few months. When will I be running away from Blogger you ask? When I actually get my wallet out, buy a domain name and work out how in Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-949755262003-05-28T15:22:00.000+10:002003-05-28T15:22:05.086+10:00WE'VE GOT THE GREEN LIGHT New South Neddies can always be relied upon to boast about how much better Sydney is than Melbourne. But we're Catching Up!Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-949642412003-05-28T10:30:00.000+10:002003-05-28T15:05:29.000+10:00PIG RE-JIG Rejoice! Time to pig out! Ham's back!.... Cr Yigit said the decision to ban pork and ham had been made in good faith. "The idea was to make people feel inclusive...." ....by being exclusive. However, in recent developments.... Chief executive Diane Sisely said "It is not Muslims who are calling for a ban on particular foods, nor is it Muslims who create a fuss each Christmas about Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-949637472003-05-28T10:15:00.000+10:002003-05-28T10:20:20.000+10:00YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK! No sympathy from this devil. Especially for a Self Inflicted Wound.... ....an inadequate band-aid applied to what is increasingly becoming a weeping sore on the integrity of the AFL premiership....the AFL and the MCC are bracing for what could be one of the most farcical episodes in finals history.....finals "banking" agreement....The "banking" agreement....the Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-949165092003-05-27T10:30:00.000+10:002003-05-27T12:12:35.000+10:00CRIKEY! MORE CLARKEY! They were talking up this great rumour on Radio Three-ore this morning. Something about an email from a cricketer in the West Indies to a friend back in Australia. Obviously they don't read the AGBSTOP. Or Crikey. Or the Sunday Herald Sun. If you feel like it, send 'em an email. Get 'em up to speed. Tell 'em we're on top of it. Just address it to Ross or John. Or both.Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-948882172003-05-26T17:27:00.000+10:002003-05-26T17:55:18.000+10:00CRIKEY! MORE CRIKEY! Today's Item 13.... ANDREW BOLT VS PHILLIP ADAMS Andrew Bolt's Tirade in today's Herald Sun was a complete hatchet job on Phillip Adams. It might have interested the readers of Quadrant but was completely irrelevant to Bolt's battling readers. Ironically, Bolt claimed that Adams focuses on elite things that people don't care about. By devoting all this space to fighting Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-948825842003-05-26T13:59:00.000+10:002003-05-26T14:52:58.000+10:00WILL THE REAL E.MAIL PLEASE STAND UP This just in from Brown Bag Crikey. It's PERHAPS the e-mail revealed last week in the hallowed pages of the After Grog Blog Star Times Observer Picayune. Perhaps? You decide. First Crikey's Item 11.... This is the email purportedly from promising Australian batsman Michael Clarke which has been causing plenty of ructions in the cricketing world but was Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-948809692003-05-26T13:09:00.000+10:002003-05-26T13:28:52.000+10:00LOW FLYING IRONY The other day my dad went to a fund raiser for the Royal Flying Doctor Service. It was at the Hilton Hotel, or Hilton on the Park as it's now trendily called. This official pass-the-hat/write-a-cheque sheebang consisted of a lunch and demonstrations of the RFDS's capabilities. There was a video hook-up to Peter Cosgrove in Tyndall. There was another hook-up with the RFDS base inTonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-948529262003-05-25T16:57:00.000+10:002003-05-25T20:07:13.000+10:00GONE! Big news. Well, it must be, they cut into the footy. The GG just resigned. No Tim Webster! Not re-SIGNED! Just when the outragists were about to gear up for a good week of whinge. Labor's been campaigning to get rid of him for ages, in fact it's one of the few things they've been able to get their teeth into. Now they'll have to change down a gear to "He should have gone sooner!" In my Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-948502772003-05-25T15:09:00.000+10:002003-05-25T15:09:33.750+10:00THE INK'S DRY! SO SHUT UP! When the Beatles came to Australia they did so on the back of a pre-Beatlemania deal. They weren't happy about the payments but they never the less honoured their obligation to tour here. The point is, they, or maybe Brian Epstein, had signed a contract. Either way they'd entered into an agreement to serve up a series of concerts around this here wide brown land. Like Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-948243502003-05-24T21:57:00.000+10:002003-05-24T21:57:02.903+10:00DICK JONES! "I work for Dick Jones!" Sorry. Just slipped out. I'm watching a film.Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3770934.post-948119442003-05-24T12:32:00.000+10:002003-05-24T12:40:21.000+10:00BLAIR "Over there, over there, Send the word, send the word, over THERE!" Via Cohan Blog.Tonyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08789821484460689172noreply@blogger.com